I guess when you've been around Hollywood for over forty years,
there's bound to be those films that no one remembers you actually
directed. For Richard Donner, many will be surprised that he's already
in his 70's and has directed episodes of some of the most popular
television show in history, including the Twilight Zone, Wild Wild
West and yes, The Banana Splits Adventure Hour. (I should be hearing
from some lawyer for digging that factoid up.) Yet most people my age
know Donner from his 80's work, including the Lethal Weapon series,
Goonies and Ladyhawke, but I had no idea that in 1982 he directed
Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor in The Toy.
Pryor plays
Jack Browne, a struggling newspaper writer who trying to make ends
meet. After he is informed that his house is going to be auctioned
off, he goes out to find a real job and applies for the position of
cleaning lady at Bates Industries, which is run by a rich curmudgeon
named U.S. Bates (Jackie Gleason). After a disastrous and humiliating
first day where he was forced to dress in a maid's uniform, Mr. Bates
fires him. But Bates' right hand man, Mr. Morehouse (Ned Beatty),
keeps him on the payroll by assigning him to janitor duty at one of
Bates' multiple stores. As fate would have it, Bates' young son is
coming to town, and that's where the fun begins.
Eric
(Scott Schwartz), is the very definition of a spoiled brat. Whatever
he wants, he gets, and promptly. When Eric finds Jack messing around
in the toy department of his father's store, he decides he wants to
buy him for his own amusement. To say the least, Jack finds
this even more humiliating that the days previous events, but he needs
$10,000 to save his house. Rather mawkish, The Toy develops into a
story about valuing friendship and establishing strong family bonds,
which adds a little more depth to this movie than it would if it were
just a innocuous comedy.
Aside from Gleason and Pryor, the
supporting cast is a bunch of people I've never heard of, but Wilfred
Hyde-White as Barkley and Karen Leslie-Lyttle as the sex-starved
Fraulein are great. And this film now has a bit of the gawk factor, as
the young Schwartz has since gone on to a career as an adult film star
and the subject of his very own tawdry "E! True Hollywood
Story." In any case, Richard Donner does an admirable job of
balancing a comedy that could have easily become a true mess.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Columbia was never the
greatest when it came to reissuing its older catalog titles in
widescreen on laserdisc, so I'm not 100% sure if The Toy was one of
those, so this may be the first-ever widescreen version of the film
released on home video. The Toy is presented in its theatrical aspect
ratio of 1.85:1 on side one, with a full frame version on side two. I
did a quick comparison between the two versions of the film in chapter
20, and the "full-frame" edition is definitely pan and scan.
As for the transfer of the film, it's decent considering the
elements Columbia likely had to work with. There are no signs of
pixelization or other digital artifacts, and edge enhancement is not
noticeable. The picture is a little soft, but then most other Donner
pictures of the era also had a similar style. The print is devoid of
any major print damage, and there isn't too much grain. Blacks are
fine, as are colors, which are reasonably saturated. There is nothing
stellar about this transfer, but it is fine if you temper your
expectations.
Audio: How Does the Disc Sound?
The
Toy is presented in its original 2.0 mono mix. Fidelity is poor to
middling, with a constant hiss throughout that distracts. The dialog
is decently presented but sometimes is unintelligible. The volume
level is lower than usual, but that does not account for the films
muffled sound. As you may have guessed, there are no low-end, and the
highs are thin. I was disappointed, but the soundtrack can only be as
good as its original source elements.
A French mono dub is also
provided, as well as English Closed Captions and subtitles in English,
French, Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, Korean and Thai. What, no
Swahili?
There are no other languages provided on this disc, an
d even English Close Captions have been skipped.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Three Bonus
Trailers are included in full frame and surround sound, but not
even one for The Toy itself. Can you hear the silence?
DVD-
ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in your
PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting
Thoughts
The Toy is the definition of "lite
comedy" and a wonderful reminder of how good Richard Pryor and
Jackie Gleason were in their prime. Sure it's a little uneven, but
when these two work together, it's quite impressive. This is a must
for diehard fans of either actor or director Richard Donner,
especially at the bargain price of $19.95.