They just don't make 'em like they used to. What happened to the
innocent days of the 50's and 60's, when ghosts, goblins and monsters
could still scare our nation's youth? No doubt anyone over the age of
8 or 9 today would probably laugh at a film like 13 Ghosts; with the
MTV generation weaned on the hard-edged and horrific likes of Scream,
I Know What You did Last Summer and Urban Legend, the quaint charms of
the films of William Castle are relegated squarely to the dustbin
marked "nostalgia."
But you gotta give a showman like
Castle credit - the guy had real chutzpah. The master of the gimmick
movie, Castle loved to scare his young audiences with such goofy
pranks as buzzers under the seats, skeletons flying overhead, and in
one of his better films, 13 Ghosts, the magic of "Illusion-
O." While maybe not his most inspired gag, the
"process" is pretty fun. Utilizing simple color-tint tricks,
hold the "Ghost Viewer/Ghost Remover" up to the screen to
see or hide from the ghosts. Look through the red viewfinder if you're
man enough to view the ghosts, or peek through the blue to remove them
if you're too chicken. Hardly hi-tech, but who can't help but chuckle
participating in such a stunt? In 13 Ghosts, the impoverished
Zorba family is on their third mortgage and about to be evicted. Then,
after receiving a mysterious telegram, the family suddenly inherits a
spooky old house from the father's uncle, an eccentric millionaire
obsessed with the supernatural. Complete with a "witch" for
a maid (Margaret Hamilton, in a hoot of a performance), the house
holds 12 ghosts just "dying" to be released. All they need
is an unlucky 13th victim. Who will be the final victim of the ghostly
shenanigans, and will the Zorba family make it out alive?
13
Ghosts is one of those movies that is probably impervious to
criticism. Faulting the good-natured Castle is like throwing rocks at
the Easter bunny. Like Ed Wood, the guy is so earnest you just have to
forgive the bad acting, cheesy effects, terrible sets and wooden
dialogue. But movies like 13 Ghosts are all about fun and playfulness,
so even though the Illusion-O gimmick wears out its welcome real fast,
who cares? This is good, clean, tacky fun. And 13 Ghosts also serves
as a great introduction to horror films for the little ones. If you
have a son, daughter, niece or nephew around the age of 6 or 7, this
makes the perfect DVD to leave for the babysitter. If you're a sucker
for unabashed nostalgia, you'll have lots of fun with 13 Ghosts.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in two
versions - straight black and white and color tinted "Illusion-
O" - both are 1.85;1 widescreen and anamorphically encoded. The
image quality is surprisingly good. Boasting a clean and clear print,
there are frequent blemishes, but far less than you'd expect for a
film now forty years old. There is also minimal grain throughout, but
the transfer has pitch-perfect blacks and excellent contrast,
rendering in a fairly three-dimensional image. Shadow detail is also
good for a film of this vintage, as is sharpness, and there is little
in the way of artifacting or edge enhancement to mar the presentation.
While the transfer can be inconsistent at times - some shots reveal
noticeable print damage - this is far better than I would have
expected.
The Illusion-O version looks identical to the
straight black and white transfer, except for the select Illusion-O
color-tinted sequences and an introduction from Castle on how to use
the Illusion-O viewers. The gag is hardly realistic - it is designed
to work with the enclosed pair of "Ghost Viewer/Ghost
Remover" glasses, but the effect works perfectly. The color
tinted sequences do reveal a scratchy, more grainy appearance, but
that is most likely due to the limited photochemical techniques of the
time, and such antiquated effects only added to the fun for me.
Audio: How Does the Disc Sound?
Presented in mono
only, just like the transfer this soundtrack was much better than I
expected. Of course, it is only mono, so there is no sense of
envelopment and very weak low end. But, for a soundtrack this old, it
is surprisingly free of hiss, distortion or audible dropouts. The
overall fullness of the score is also surprising - though hardly
comparable to today's more modern soundtracks, it sounds fine.
Dialogue, music and effects are quite well balanced, and sounds quite
natural. While this is still a dated mix and likely won't serve as
demo material, it is better than most old mono tracks I've heard and
supports the film more than adequately.
Also included is a
Spanish mono track, English Closed Captions and English, French,
Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, Korean and Thai subtitles.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Given that 13
Ghosts is four decades old and most of the cast and crew has long
since passed, the included supplements are obviously limited. Aside
from two versions of the film, Columbia has produced a nice new
featurette, the 8-minute The Making Of Illusion-O. An
affectionate nod to William Castle and his bag of gimmicks, we get a
bit of background on his stock in trade and the Illusion-O process.
Participants include Columbia Pictures Repertory's Michael
Schlesinger, film historian Donald F. Glut, Monster Enthusiast Bob
Burns and movie maker Fred Olen Ray. A nice little featurette,
presented in full frame and 2.0 stereo.
Other extras include a
nicely written and designed fold out with production notes,
complete with an order form for more "Illusion-O" viewers to
impress your friends. (One pair is included.) The theatrical
trailer for 13 Ghosts is also included in full frame and mono,
along with trailers for Ghostbusters and Castle's The Tingler.
Parting Thoughts
A real surprise, this disc looks
surprisingly good and features a few nifty extras. 13 Ghosts is a cute
little movie that can be a real hoot, and kids should love it. Well
priced at $19.95, this is an easy recommend.