Tower Heist(2011)- User Reviews

Shoulda called dis movie TOWER FEIST instead of TOWER HEIST cause it was 1 2 3 4 tell me that you love boring movies! Haha rhythm. Why am I using "haha?" The only person who does that is my wife and she's dead now after seeing the AMAZING DREAM HOUSE. That was a joke, she is alive and well, but did not like Daniel Bond being a BADASS BALLER in SWAG HOUSE, oops I mean DREAM HOUSE, but its all the same. My nephew Keith Nash has not seen this movie yet but he loves Eddie Money and all his movies like Shrek 4 and Vampire in Brooklyn. Also, Haunted Mansion is one of his favorites I think. Or maybe that's my wife's. She likes Daddy Day Care or one of those kids movies he was in. Night at the Ben Stiller is also in this along with Ferris Bueller and Ben Affleck's brother Gone Baby Gone. REMEMBER THAT MOVIE OH DAMN THAT WAS T-I-T-TIGHT! Whoa caps lock. I do that sometimes. Too many Sugar Rocks, which is a cereal my cousin Greg Guts invented. It has 50g of sugar and trace amounts of heroin (I think). Something crazy. It is so sugary your mind will melt and you will have diahrreaa. I ate some and haven't pooped so hard since the 90s when bowel movements were cooler and people wore flannels. Sugar Ray was also popular, and that kind of music is no longer present in today's world of Justin Belieber and Miley Montana (didn't she smoke salvia?) I love Sugar Ray's 14:59 album it is a masterpiece, unlike TOWER FEIST. No way, man. You can't make me think I'm gonna watch a funny movie and then give me a funny movie. That is not funny. It's like the time Keith Nash punched me in the gut when he thought I was a fascist. I took away his karate privileges and threw out his PS3. Who's laughing now? I'm not because I saw Tower Heist.