The Twilight Saga: New Moon(2009)- User Reviews

Last 2 Hours Of My Life = Wasted Time. Why? WHYYY?

star11

This movie was absolutely terrible. Why would they make such a crappy movie.

If this movie was a duck-billed platypus, I'd hire a big fat sweaty guy to take it behind the middle school and chop it up into a bunch of pieces. Then I'd eat the pieces and poop them out in the river where the movie was born!!! In other words, this movie sucked.

The acting was so bad, I couldn't bare it. The writing was horrendous. The direction was awful and the special effects were also bad. I HATED IT!!

There was this one scene that was so bad, I laughed. Jacob goes into Bella's room and starts looking up and down at his pecks and ripped abs. Eventually, he looks up at Bella and just says, "Hey." THAT'S ALL HE SAYS!

Don't even get me started on the story. It's so confusing, you actually can't follow the story unless you have a girl who read the books telling you what the hell is going on (which is about any girl.)

And the cliffhanger is just annoying. We all know what's going to happen. Either you predict it or some girl will splurt it out. If you guys didn't know yet...

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Edward and Bella end up together and I don't what the hell happens to Jacob.

This movie was horrible.