I recently watch Revolutionary Road and had to really put the two side to as this was a close battle for the worst movie I have ever seen.
First you got a mute that is drug off to New Zealand with the Pepsi kid and her mean husband. She get's her piano taken from her and it sold to a poorly tatooed rapist that never bathes. She then teaches this prize of a guy to play the piano and he sells her the piano back one key at a time for every time he gets to sleep with her.
While we are waiting for 88 rolls in the hay to get through, the Pepsi kid runs through saying mindless things and I kept expecting her to run through room with an Ax and wack the nice rapist and the mute.
About key 80- Hubby finds out and chops her fingers off. This pisses the nice rapist off and he steals the mute and they plan on heading back to England. She is riding to ship and decides it is best for her to tie her ankle to piano and drown herself. She then decides the nice rapist is in fact the marrying kind after and gets loose.
At the end she plays the piano with her metal fingers on the ship and moans some type of "ah ga waaaa" and the movie ends. All the while you keep thinking- this is like watching a car wreck. It is so awful I cannot turn away.
It still holds the record, but on the Medal Podium for worst movies that I have ever seen it goes:
Gold: The Piano
Silver: Revolutionary Road
Bronze: Beloved
Please don't waste 3 hours of your life- you will never get them back.
First you got a mute that is drug off to New Zealand with the Pepsi kid and her mean husband. She get's her piano taken from her and it sold to a poorly tatooed rapist that never bathes. She then teaches this prize of a guy to play the piano and he sells her the piano back one key at a time for every time he gets to sleep with her.
While we are waiting for 88 rolls in the hay to get through, the Pepsi kid runs through saying mindless things and I kept expecting her to run through room with an Ax and wack the nice rapist and the mute.
About key 80- Hubby finds out and chops her fingers off. This pisses the nice rapist off and he steals the mute and they plan on heading back to England. She is riding to ship and decides it is best for her to tie her ankle to piano and drown herself. She then decides the nice rapist is in fact the marrying kind after and gets loose.
At the end she plays the piano with her metal fingers on the ship and moans some type of "ah ga waaaa" and the movie ends. All the while you keep thinking- this is like watching a car wreck. It is so awful I cannot turn away.
It still holds the record, but on the Medal Podium for worst movies that I have ever seen it goes:
Gold: The Piano
Silver: Revolutionary Road
Bronze: Beloved
Please don't waste 3 hours of your life- you will never get them back.
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