The Descendants(2011)- User Reviews

So yesterday, I received my Christmas bonus in the mail from my company. It was awesome because it was large. I decided to use the money to go see a movie. The Descendants is getting rave reviews, so I thought I'd give it a shot. George Clooney is in it and my name is George also, so that is funny, and he is an excellent actor. I enjoyed him in such movies as Batman & Robin, Ocean's Thirteen, and that one where he's in space. The Descendants is set in Hawaii, so that's cool. I would like to live there. The movie is about Clooney's wife in a coma, and she cheated on him, and he goes to find Matthew Lillard aka Shaggy, and he unfortunately does not say "I'll be right back!" #$%$ That would have been cool. Callbacks are always awesome, especially when Clooney call me back the other day after I accidentally stole his car from the valet at Katsuya. He was #$%$ but we're bros now. See The Descendants and you will laugh, cry, and maybe get diarrhea. Hopefully not though. Alright, gotta go water my alfalfa plants and cook some meth.Cheers,George