Ted(2012)- User Reviews

A teddy bear hitting a bong may be funny the first time, but after the 10th time, only the real dope smokers will get a kick out of it. Anytime a movie has to resort to fart or bathroom based jokes, you know it is struggling. There were a few funny …more»

When I first saw the different trailers, it wasn't clear how, or why Ted was okay with the rest of the world and not just John. Well I saw Ted last night and it was AWESOME!!! After being totally disappointed last Friday, but that horrible stripper …more»

OMG I cant stop talking about this movie. I laughed so hard there were tears in my eyes. Its raunchy, but so freaken hilarious!!!! Words cannot express:) I used to think that The Hangover was the funniest movie to date but Ted knocks that off the block. …more»

Hilarious! ..easily the best comedy I've seen since the Hangover, probably even funnier than the Hangover. Loved it..! Wahlberg and Macfarlane were great, the comedic subject matter wont be for everyone, but it fit my 39 yr old male demographic PerfectlY..I …more»

If your not older than 14 you'll love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …more»

and possibly pee your pants. I don't watch Family Guy but I get the humor...I'm from MA. It has a lot of Boston sick humor which was great. The opening lines from Ted are hysterical about Boston women. I gave it 4 stars because I wish there …more»

I came into the movie expecting more humor. This movie really lacked. I really enjoy family guy and its humor, but this movie just fell short of my expectations. I wasn't sensitive to the racism, or vulgar language. i just didnt think it was that …more»

This movie is hilarious and will have you rolling. I wish I had a teddy bear like this when I was growing up. Would have been awesome. Ted is rude, crude, adorable, and Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis were hot as well. Worth the ticket price! Heed the …more»

I loved it i was laughing so hard I couldnt stop laughing. That damn teddy bear has a bad mouth.LMAO Then something wierd about a Teddy Bear banging a girl on produce in a grocery store. I am still laughing as I am writing this review. It is really bad …more»

The funniest film I've seen in years. The showing sold out while we were in line to get in......we waited an hour for the next show and it was worth it.....will have to see it again and will have to buy the DVD when it's out......and I never by …more»