Pretentious. Stupid. Boring. Even "Freddie Got Fingered" makes more sense than this. I couldn't wait for it to be over. It was complete and utter torture. Seriously, if someone tied me up and forced me to watch this film over and over I would beg them to shoot me before the end of the first showing. In fact, I would rather have someone slash the space between my balls and my ass with a razor blade and pour vinegar on it than to have to see 10 minutes of this movie ever again. And what is it with actors with three freakin names? Philip Seymore Duncan Huffington Wellhung II. GImme a break. Jack Nicolson. Now there's a real actor's name. F*ck this film. I'm renting Easy Rider again. God-dammit!