Snakes on a Plane(2006)- User Reviews

Horrid, bad acting (Samual L Jackson specifically), on and on and on. If there were snaked on the plane, why not just stand on the seat until it lands? The only movie plot that could be worsethan this movie would be maybe "Spiders On A Greyhound …more»

I swear to God..Samuel L. Jackson is NOT a genius, he's purely retarded in the movie-making business. He has no RIGHT to make such a craptastic movie like Snakes on a Plane. I'm not gonna waste my money on something that equals a pile of dog ***** …more»

If one actually thought another "snake" movie would live up to its viper hyped zeel, they have been smoking old cigarette butts. This movie was kind of like the second "Airplane" movie but the director seemed to think comedy was not …more»

I won't see this movie or any other if there is cursing (especially using the Lord's name in vain). Why would I want to slap down my $10 to actually pay for what I can hear for free at my company or in public. You shouldn't either. Hollywood …more»

it makes no *****in sense at all and it has to suck. why the ***** would snakes be on a *****in plane. watching a preview everyone laughed because it was that damn *****ing gay ass retarded stupid ***** of a *****in ideamore»

Snakes On A Plane? Can it possibly get any more dumb? Of all things to make a movie about, a snake on an airplane? What a waste of time(but surely not talent.) My advice: If you see a snake, shoot it. End of story. Don't put it on a plane.more»

What the hell is this piece of crap. They must have used most if not all their budget to hire Jackson. I feel so bad that he had to be in such a god-awful movie. If I say anymore, I'll get way too pissed off. Just don't waste your money.more»

Any idiot knows that snakes are not moble in COLD WEATHER, snakes on a plane? TURN DOWN THE AC.
Lots of flashy action that is only flashy action. Anoconda Airlines, next it will be the sequel snakes in the elivator, followed by snakes in the jacuzzi.
DUMB …more»

snakes on a plane...man i've been hearing people y would wanna see SNAKES on a PLANE?? and it got to me and i thought it was gonna be a horrible predictable jux another plain snake movie. but i had a change of heart wen i saw it tonite with my family.

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I already had high hopes for this movie. Being a fan of 'creature features' like Lake Placid, Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda, & Anacondas ... This movie definitly had some past competition to meet the standards of. YES, a couple of the snakes movements …more»