Safe(1995)- User Reviews

when I left the theatre in portland OR in tears from laughing (brought on by the incredulous jeers of the other movie goers)there was but one thing we could all agree on, that in years to come, we would all have one movie that we could fall back on no matter what horrible movie we had just watched to say, "well, it wasn't as bad as safe!" I need not go into all the dullness this movie brought me, but will attempt to save any potential viewers from two hours of misery by summing up the ENTIRE movie, including sub-plots, character development, twists, or any other feature that might make a movie interesting with just one sentence. here it is, the entire movie in its totality...(drum roll)... "I just don't feel very good".