Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead(2010)

Julian, a frustrated ladies' man living in the back of his father's medical office, scores a big break when he lands a job directing an off Broadway version of Hamlet - except it's a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo who is actually a master vampire. Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet out of hiding so the two can end a centuries long feud over Shakespeare's Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna who is dating a Mobster Bobby Bianchi intent on creating the next great invention - "Whack a Germ".