Parker(2013)- User Reviews

Too much talk

star33

When Statham's in town, I go see it because everybody gets their #$%$ kicked by him. Parker fell flat for me as there was to much yak yak and not enough butt bruisin' like Statham's usual fare. JLo is one fab lady and so at least the scenery of Miami real estate, plus the girl, and the Bentley, were eye candy for sure. Best scene was Stat getting a Spyderco Endura Police Model ran through his hand. 5 star "Ouch"! for that one. The flat chested girlfriend didn't stack up to JLo, so a sequel is in order with her but with more shoot 'em up, car chases, and less yak. Everybody can yak after running over all the bodies with a Freightliner. After that,Dianne Feinstein will want to ban 18 wheelers along with 30 round banana clips.