Moscow Zero- User Reviews

Should be Zero Moscow

star11

Film shot in somebody's grandma's basement in Spain...

This is not the worst movie I've ever seen but close. I've actually attempted to find Adela Iba�ez' (screenwriter) or "Luna's" (director) homepage, anything, to write them a short note but can't even find anything on Google.

Putting Val Kilmer on the cover and including him in the synopsis on the back is criminal considering he's in the movie for 5 minutes, looking fat and disinterested.

I think there's only one Russian in the movie (among main characters) so the rest of the actors try to put on an accent and they pretty much all fail with the end result being that no one can understand them.

Camera work is amateurish, lighting's the only horryfying aspect of the movie, it's certainly not the demons. The few times CGI's used, it's not needed, seems out of place, specially in scene transitions.

There's no character development at all but at least we get to seem them doing laps in some underground passages for 75% of running time. (Which passages are lit by candles, light bulbs and even neon lights at some points - just how demons like it, I wonder how much is their electricity bill)

I bought this for $5 CAN. I am sorry. I should not give any money to anyone associated with this disaster.