Mama(2013)- User Reviews

Alright I'm not a Hollywood actual critic or anything just a average guy who loves movies.

My 10 cents on this flick? Not scary! I just watched the movie and did I get the chills during or after? Nope not even a oh my god or wow I cant sleep tonight.

Its a poor mix of the Grudge, The Exorcist, some other better movies mixed into this #$%$-o-la

Movie starts off with a Dad who I think is #$%$ about life and want to take the kids out on a drive.

He really wants to kill them, so check this out. Hes driving fast on a icy road. The kids are freaking out "dad! watch out". Dad says shut up and then skids on the ice and then the car crashes of a icy cliff and tumbles and falls.

Do they die? nope, Do they get atleast hurt or a scratch? Nope, dad has a torn jacket and the kid with the glasses losses a single lens. (they were in a Benz, I guess buy a benz it will keep you safer then any other car.)

If you or I were in that situation we would have lost a arm or leg or something and the kids in the back would be smashed or something.

I'm glad I watched this at free screening and didn't feel bad about loosing money lol.

So, dad and kids are super okay. They find a house and guess what dad like I want to kill my kids here.

He pulls out a gun and then the Mama ghost comes and kills dad.

They the kids live with the Mama ghost until there found by some drunken hunters throwing beer cans around, and they decide to take the kids to the law so they can live with some kind of relative.

Anyway, your wallet.

Its a pretty dumb movie, I would wait till the dvd comes out or get a boot leg.