Future-Kill(1985)- User Reviews

Okay, it's awful. The acting is bad, although it's hard to tell because the sound is equally as bad, the plot is ludicrous, the situations are unbelievable, it is cheesy overall, and what I thought was an android on the cover (which I'm sure we've all seen since this movie has been a video store standby for a century) is just some guy who for some reason wears that funky body armor. What else stinks about this movie? I could go on. It basically just meanders from one outrageous scene to the next with apparently not much point to the whole thing. BUT, in some strange way the movie delivers. It has a raunchy, no-nonsense approach, moves along at a good pace, and folks get killed. Call it The Road Warrior meets Escape From New York meets any ineptly made B movie. I don't know why I was moved to write this review. I usually only review movies that are really good or unbearably stupid. It's bad all right, but not as bad as it could have been. It is probably better than something that I could have made. The credits cite characters such as Curious Bad Girl, Uncurious Bad Girl, Mean Mutants in Alley, Assorted Pretty Faces, Unimpressed Girls, Nerdy Frat, Joe College, and Really Cool Frats. The other reveiwer's adjective of "craptacular" is quite fitting.