Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat(2003)- User Reviews

The book by Dr. Seuss was one of my favorites when I was 5. Then I heard about this movie. You have no idea how excited I was when I found this out, I mean a "Cat in the Hat" movie! How could that go wrong? So I rented it when I was 5 and loved it and recently, I popped it back for the 1st time in 5 years. After it was over, I wanted to dstroy the tape. How dare they turned my favorite book into a piece of crap. I mean it's tasteless, depressing, the cinematography is poor, the special effects suck, the story barely has a rhythm, al the actors fail, even Mike Myers fails and it contains no rhyming, but that's because the lame cat says "I'm not so good with the rhyming". If this is trying to be a movie on "The Cat in the "Hat don't *****ing fail it.