Dark Shadows(2012)- User Reviews

Yesterday I went to see this in Hillsborough at 7:35pm with 4 other friends of mine from school - all five of us were laughing so hard because parts of it were funny, parts of it just didn't make sense at all and not only that, but …it had the most …more»

I am a huge Johnny Depp & Tim Burton fan! They make amazing movies together ie. Corpse Bride etc. & now this one! I think you have to have a weird & far out there sense of humor to love these types of movies. It's not like the Twilight movies. My husband …more»

If you remember back several years ago a movie called " First Bite" with George Hamilton it is along those lines. Funny in parts and confusing in others. It's a spoof on vampires. I think Johnny Dep has so many talents still to be discovered. …more»

Contrary to some of the reviews, I found the movie to be an interesting and funny. While this isn't your classic version of Dark Shadows, the movie is at times dark. I feel the director worked to pull your emotions to both the dark and the light....especially …more»

Worst film I've seen in years.

If we weren't at the front of a small theatre, absolutely would have walked out.

Stupid, lame, unsophisticated humor.

Made us embarassed to be Americans in the London cinema in which we saw it.

A total BOMB.

Don't …more»

Went and within 20 mins wanted to leave. But when you pay 10.00 you feel you better not. I am easily entertained but this one was so boring I had no problem getting up and getting a drink and was not worried about what I would miss. I didn't even …more»

I am utterly surprised that Depp let himself be cast in this slow-moving, dull humor film, and I'm disappointed in Tim Burton's connection to this. I think the script was the film's ultimate weakness; it bounced between sic-fi sorcery and …more»

Boring and slow. Plot doesn't make sense. A movie you will forget the moment you leave. Who are these idiots in hollywood that can't write worth a flip?

It was just a bunch of non-sense thrown together to try to entertain. We should have …more»

I thought this movie was gonna be awesome due to the fact that Johnny Depp was in it. I was kinda disappointed. I don't know if the acting was supposed to be that weird considering it used to be an old soap opera...but oh my gosh...I wanted to shoot …more»

The movie just did not click for me... things seemed very disjointed, and wandered without a real cohesiveness. The ending was rather ludicrous, all in all... and the laughs just weren't there; some of the gags just seem to go on and on endlessly... not …more»