Cloud Atlas(2012)- User Reviews

Gay lovers torn #$%$-under ending in suicide , oriental Barbie dolls with pop off heads , bad musical compositions being stolen by old farts and a post industrial Tom Hanks being mentored by the ghost of Joseph Goebbels in a Mardi Gras getup. I thought when my wife dragged me to Eat Pray Love I had endured the worst movie I would ever see - I was wrong. This film is three hours of butt grinding misery chock full of condescending social commentary aimed at the unenlightened m#$%$es in need of salvation. My constant urge to get up and leave was thwarted by the hope that somehow this pseudo sci fi drayma would redeem itself with some last minute cohesion - it was not to be. Do yourself a favor and do not waste 3 hours of your precious life enduring this monument to Hollywood self indulgence.