Blade: Trinity(2004)- User Reviews

Blade 1 was just amazing! Blade 2 came back and made an even better entrance! The story libed were pretty bad ass and well thought out. But Blade Trinity... goddamn... Words can't describe how dissapointing it was. Everything from Make pubic hair to showing a close-up of Blade's boner which really ruined my day...Goyer didnt direct the first two and there was nothing that had to do with 'dick' in either of them. I think that Goyer must be gay! The word "dick" is mentioned probably of 30 times in that movie. Blade hardley starred in his own film! He had very few lines and he all the sudden grew a mouth that had nothing but "*****" running from it constantly! Im not offended by cussing but I just noticed a HUGE change in Blade's character!!! I know the man who practically raised him (Whistler) dies in the begining... and the way he died was just pathetic... A bunch of police surrounding him and he blows theroom up... You would think that Drake (Dracula) would have killed him so that would set Blade ina rampage that would lead to the end fight!

Which leads me to Drake... Words can't describe the stupidity and confusion that this character left me with... It was just pathetic. His backround was mentioned a lot but with no detail. How did HE come to be since he was the first of his kind?! With the gayness of this movie Im surprised that he didnt arrive from a gay couple somehow got pregnant and gave birth to a defective baby named Drake. You would think that he would be a "God" and be the most powerful vampire ever, but he puts up a worse fight than Frost and Nimec did in the
first two! This guy is special and unique...When he can't even fly or dissapear nor even run fast!What kind of ***** was the end fight scene? If there was one... It lasted about 2-3 minutes TOPS! And they knew how to kill him already.And when the girl on the video said, "And Blade...you might die too, because we couldn't experiment enough in time." Well that should have triggered a dramatic scene where he almost dies but his human side takes over and he barely survives. Also... Why did Drake take that baby? That was stupid... He took it, held it hostage, and then threw it right to Blade. And why is Drake RUNNING from Blade if he is almighty!? I They should have at least given a little taste of what the end fight scene would be! And why is it ALWAYS "The next time we meet you will be the one who dies!"! What the *****! Why couldnt they just fight right then and there! They were face to face! If Drake is so powerful he wouldnt need a trap for Blade.

This movie is a total disaster. I rated iot the BEST I could... It was a great fighting movie but the jokes took over andaway from the action that was meant for a Blade movie. A few jokes here and there is ok. But this guy just wont stop with the jokes, even while he's beinf tortured! It's worse than Sean Willam Scott's sarcasm and constant jokes! This is not a comedt movie, and I don't see why there was so much reference to 'dick' in this movie.

I loved the first two Blade movies but this one let me down. I even bought tickets to a different movie so I could sneak into Blade Trinity since I am under 17. I wish I would have waited for this on DVD. Resident Evil: Apocolypse was MUCH better than this besides the *****ed up ending! Which brings me to the ending... Blade Trinity didnt even have an ending! Blade's nose was shown close up and it just says "There is a war that never ends!" And this REALLY cracked me up! That virus that killed all the vampires after being intact with Drake's blood... If it killed them all then WHAT ARE THEY FIGHTING!? WEREWOLVES? Which wouldnt be too bad of an idea if done properly.

All in all this movie is just another brick in the wall... <---- line inspired by Pink Floyd's Another Brick in The Wall...

Sneak in to this movie. It's worth seeing, but It will not be a favorite I garantee it.