Aturdment: The story of a writer who saves her biggest dump her whole long useless life. This final turd represents not only a desperate attempt to win an Oscar, but her guilt and sorrow for sucking at life. One does not have to imagine how big a dump held a lifetime could be, they can see the movie Aturdment.
I feel guilty for leaving out a warning: SUICIDAL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SEE ATURDMENT. Studies found 12% of suicides in 2007 were due to Aturdment, 5% were so distraught after wasting two hours of their life and $20 they drove their cars into the first brick wall they could find after leaving the theater, while 7% couldn't wait and blew there brains out near the end of the war scenes. At least they didn't have to sit through the ending.
Mental health experts are fearful that with the release of Aturdment on DVD, suicides will skyrocket in early 2008.
I feel guilty for leaving out a warning: SUICIDAL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SEE ATURDMENT. Studies found 12% of suicides in 2007 were due to Aturdment, 5% were so distraught after wasting two hours of their life and $20 they drove their cars into the first brick wall they could find after leaving the theater, while 7% couldn't wait and blew there brains out near the end of the war scenes. At least they didn't have to sit through the ending.
Mental health experts are fearful that with the release of Aturdment on DVD, suicides will skyrocket in early 2008.
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