A Haunted House(2013)- User Reviews

Not worth paying top dollar for, unless...

star11

....you just have a strong liking for really really highly extremely stupid movies.

My wife and I took this mess under consideration because of Wayans, as in maybe Keenan Ivory's directing styles, or even Damon. Sadly it was all and only Marlon Wayans who goes far far out of his way to be funny and actually offends. This is not, is not, IS NOT a movie to take any kids a parent or guardian intends to teach anything about decent moral thinking. Marlon imagines its funny to have sex with a teddy bear in one scene and get anally raped in another. Just imagine anyone having an EXTENDED sex encounter with a furry non-living stuffed animal toy, much smaller than he or she. Not funny, quite disturbing to watch, and I actually considered walking out, something I have never done. If most of you spend normal theater money to see this mess you WILL wish you would have waited for the dollar movies or the street bootleg salesman, and even then, as a last all else fails decision option. If I could have I would have not given this mess a full star, its that bad.