| Critics Reviews |
Average Grade: |
C- |
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| Source |
Brief Review |
Grade* |
Boston Globe
Ty Burr |
"...a loud but proficient slab of explode-o-rama summer blockbuster nonsense, perfectly entertaining if you like that sort of thing, extremely skippable if you don’t." more... |
B- |
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert |
"There is never any clear sense in the action of where anything is in relation to anything else." more... |
D+ |
Chicago Tribune
Geoff Berkshire |
"That G.I. Joe is completely ridiculous should come as a surprise to no one. That it's not an outright disaster might be a different story." more... |
B- |
E! Online
Luke Y. Thompson |
"...Frequently laugh-out-loud cheesy, and the digital effects are highly dubious." more... |
C+ |
Entertainment Weekly
Chris Nashawaty |
"...makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like high art." more... |
D |
Filmcritic.com
Chris Barsanti |
"...A so utterly disposable comic-book film that one forgets it before it ends." more... |
C |
Hollywood Reporter
Frank Scheck |
"...The screenwriters and director Stephen Sommers are determined to mainly deliver one high-octane, heavily CGI-laden action set piece after another, to ultimately deadening effect. " more... |
C- |
New York Post
Kyle Smith |
"...Disaster scenes that look like they were recycled from "The Mummy." more... |
D- |
New York Times
Manohla Dargis |
"...this pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead." more... |
F |
Reelviews
James Berardinelli |
"It's pleasing to the eye but not to any other organ." more... |
C |
Rolling Stone
Peter Travers |
"...Scads of pretty people posing awkwardly in military chic and tossing out lame one-liners." more... |
D- |
San Francisco Chronicle
Peter Hartlaub |
"...Dennis Quaid actually says the words 'When all else fails, we don't' with a straight face." more... |
C |
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