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Overall Grade:
D-
Story:
D
Acting:
D+
Direction:
D+
Visuals:
B
I Found Myself A New Sleeping Pill....
by Gaspar (
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(Mar 31, 2008)
6 of 7 people found this review helpful
The only thing I can Recommend in this film is the cinematography. As for the pace...it was like watching paint dry...since I fell asleep for abpout five minutes, I will...
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Overall Grade:
D-
Story:
D+
Acting:
D-
Direction:
D
Visuals:
B
Amateurish and Dull
by StephenF (
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(May 2, 2008)
4 of 6 people found this review helpful
what a pathetic combination of tediously slow pace, poor acting and minimalist plot! the longest 90 minutes I've spent in a long time!!
Overall Grade:
D+
Story:
B+
Acting:
B-
Direction:
N/A
Visuals:
N/A
So if your a film critic ya gotta like this movie?
by No Name (
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(Apr 4, 2008)
3 of 4 people found this review helpful
I understand that the movie actually didn't mean to tell a story about the death of the security guard or anything regarding that. It was actually more about what's going...
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Overall Grade:
D+
Story:
D-
Acting:
D
Direction:
C-
Visuals:
B+
Way Too Slow..
by JLo (
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(Jul 29, 2008)
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
Nice cinematography and that is about the only thing going for this one. Acting was really poor for Van Sant's record of picking fresh talent. The repeated slow mot...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
D
Acting:
D-
Direction:
F
Visuals:
D
Who needs a story when you have slow motion!
by Brian (
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(Jul 28, 2008)
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
I've never seen so much pointless slow motion. I think the movie was about a kid who walks around in slow motion, kills a security gard who amazingly falls backwards...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
worst hour of my life
by Leah (
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(Dec 14, 2008)
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
tis movie pariond park, is truly the stupdest movie alive. the directer should burn in hell. no person can act at all an they all need acting classes plz burn all the dvd...
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Overall Grade:
D
Story:
D
Acting:
A-
Direction:
D
Visuals:
B
More Like Pathetic Park
by Laura (
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(Jul 22, 2008)
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
So my mother and I ran down to our local Blockbuster to see why this movie got such great reviews. Now im back on Yahoo STILL wondering WHY DID THIS MOVIE GET GREAT REVIE...
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Overall Grade:
A+
Story:
A+
Acting:
A+
Direction:
A+
Visuals:
A+
Amazing!
by pink7181 (
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(Jul 14, 2008)
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
I loved this movie so much. As soon as I knew it was coming out i read the book which was better but the movie was still amazing. This had to be one of the best movies i'...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
WHAT THE HELL??!?!?!?
by Mahmoud T (
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(Jun 2, 2008)
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP THE WORST WRITING EVER THE MOST OUT OF TOUCH ATTEMPT TO PORTRAY TEENAGERS. THE DIALOGUE WAS STUPID AND Redundant WITH A PLOT THAT WENT NOW WHERE!!!!...
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Overall Grade:
D
Story:
D+
Acting:
B-
Direction:
D-
Visuals:
C+
Painful
by Mike (
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(May 1, 2008)
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
Everything that happens in the movie can be figured out within the first 10 minutes. However, if you stop there, you will miss the next 90 minutes of the main character w...
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