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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
D-
Acting:
F
Direction:
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Visuals:
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Warning: This film contains nothing of value..
by illnevercheckthisok (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
232 of 265 people found this review helpful
The best description is that this movie is a mixture of the famous elements of StarWars/National Treasure/Starship Troopers/Indiana Jones/Alien/and any low budget porn script. This movie has so many holes...
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D
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i left the theater... no lie
by jonrobgor (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
155 of 183 people found this review helpful
i saw this movie last night with some friends out of curiousity... and within the first ten minutes i was bored out of my mind... tara reid was awful... everyone...
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Overall Grade:
D-
Story:
D+
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D+
Direction:
F
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C
A jar of pickles would be more entertaining!
by andre_767 (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
87 of 113 people found this review helpful
I know the tease for these reviews are short so I'll be brief: Don't waste your money or your time! Now if you're still reading... this has got to be...
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Alone in the dark = alone in the theater
by theshadow91 (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
80 of 124 people found this review helpful
I just got to see a preview screening of this film its was amazingly horrible it starts off ok but then after it seems like the cast just improvises the...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
by jason0423 (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
48 of 69 people found this review helpful
Alone in the Dark upholds Uwes(director) reputation of making the worst movies hollywood has ever seen. It is so bad, that the storyline is a long star wars style...
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Better Than Typical of the genre
by cinemaffection (
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(Jan 29, 2005)
55 of 118 people found this review helpful
The venomous attacks on this film seem more like the lashing out of people unhappy with their sad little lives and angry the film didn'tsomehow make them "all-better". The film's...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
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DEMAND REFUND AND WALK OUT
by srvtofjah (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
24 of 42 people found this review helpful
If you dare attempt to watch this movie against your better judgement, atleast demand a refund and walk out early. The only reason this movie is in the theater...
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F
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Looked like it was filmed in the 90's
by grnt4u (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
18 of 33 people found this review helpful
Half of the theater were laughing throughout the entire movie at the script. The male voice in the beginning (reading the intro) was confusing, you didnt know whether he was...
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Overall Grade:
A+
Story:
A+
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A+
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A
Visuals:
A+
What yall talkin bout?
by marsallaus (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
24 of 62 people found this review helpful
This movie was awesome! Them there critters had me scared! I truely believe that this is how the world will end. But I wont die, I have...
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Awarding my first "F"
by rpperry1@sbcglobal.net (
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(Jan 28, 2005)
15 of 26 people found this review helpful
After posting about a dozen reviews last year, i have finally found a movie that actually warrents an "F". The story falls apart literally at the very start of the movie... The...
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