We've always struggled with how to write about the "Twilight" movies on The Projector, if just because at this point, they have so little to do with "movies" that treating them as such is folly, like trying to review a Kim Kardashian record, or write a literary analysis of Snooki's "book." They exist outside the traditional constraints of film, which is good, because they're, you know, terrible. (Honestly, kids: You're gonna be pretty embarrassed about all this in 20 years.) Anyway, there are people already waiting to see Monday's premiere of the film, which is a pretty good reason for Angelenos to keep their distance. Gonna be quite a camp out. Occupy Twilight! We are the dork percent!