According to Page Six, the Obamas asked Fox Searchlight for a copy of "Martha Marcy May Marlene." Now, The Projector loves that movie as much as anyone, but we hope the Obamas are ready for group sex, institutionalized assault and a whole lot of Olsen boob.
To be fair: This story is almost certainly made up. This is exactly why Page Six exists: For horse trading like this, free, absolutely unverifiable promotional stories like this one. "According to film insiders." What does that mean, exactly? Though we are sure this will be the first question asked of White House spokesperson Jay Carney at the next press conference: Isn't it in fact true, sir, that John Hawkes has a dangerous untamed sexuality that has infiltrated the White House? Regardless, we're just glad they're not asking for "Jack and Jill."
No escapism [Page Six]