The “Human Centipede (Full Sequence)” Full Trailer, Presented With Minimal Comment

We struggle often, writing for a family friendly site like Yahoo, with what we can and cannot say. This is why we often use nonsense words like "badarse" and "batshoot." Most movies aren't PG; Yahoo has to be. Then we watch this trailer, which is actually hosted by our own Yahoo! Movies (an omniscient, benevolent conglomerate of businesspeople, artists, philosophers and street performers that we've never met and are possibly fictional and/or androids who have become self-aware), and then we just sort of giggle that, on some far corner in the vast recess that is the Yahoo Internet, someone will come across this while checking stock quotes and their fantasy football team.