Carrey, his face extremely close to the camera, tells 22-year-old Stone: "If I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire."
After an even creepier thing we won't mention here, he then continues: "Every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49... Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You're pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment."
He closes the video with a whispered "I love you" and a quavering lip.
When asked about the odd missive, a rep for Carrey simply told "Access Hollywood": "It's a comical love letter."
While we don't envy Stone in that she's no doubt going to have to address this video in countless press interviews moving forward, we have faith she'll handle it with wit and aplomb, as ever.
- Jim Carrey
- Emma Stone